Wine tasting tips from Groupon

This is some great wine tasting tips from www.groupon.com I saw these and thought this encompasses my idea of wine tasting.

How to Properly Taste Wine

For total wine enjoyment, the wine drinker must engage in a multi-step process designed to reveal the wine’s flavor, body, and unique characteristics with each sip:

• Give the wine in your glass one of three names: “Gary,” “Darryl,” or “Garryl.”
• Bring the wine glass to your right eye and stare deeply into it for at least 30 minutes until you can no longer tell where the wine ends and you begin.
• Starting with your left pinky and moving right, fully submerge each of your fingers into the wine glass until all fingers are in the glass.
• Take a sip and slosh it around. When someone gives you some surprising news, spit it out.
• Put all of the wine from your glass into your mouth, but don’t swallow. When all the wine is in there, open your mouth and say, “Keys. Once angry keeping flagrant.” Enjoy the wine that is left in your mouth.